6. Don

   “Will next Monday work for you,” Don asked Colin.

   “S-so soon?”

   “I would think a man of your age would want to know as quickly as possible.”

   Insufferable little prick, Colin thought. What does he know?

   Don was more than Dr. Randi Manners' receptionist; he was the doctor’s latest boy toy. Only twenty years of age, the blond-haired, blue-eyed Don was slim, athletic, and perfectly tanned. He wore a skin-tight body suit of crisp white cotton that exposed his muscular bronze legs and arms and conformed intimately to his enormous testicles.

   Colin couldn’t stand Don, but derived some comfort in knowing that Don’s tenure at the clinic was dependent solely on the lusty caprice of his employer, Dr. Manners. When the doctor had tired of having her way with the receptionist, she would let him go, his AQ depleted considerably, and hire someone younger and more virile. Colin had seen it happen more times than he could remember.

   “I can have it pushed back a week, if you like,” Don offered.

   “No, no. Monday will be fine,” Colin surrendered.

   “Don, would you clear my afternoon of all appointments,” Dr. Manners called out from her office.

   “Yes, doctor.”

   “And double up on your Niagara!”

   Don’s face turned beet red. Niagarra® was a drug, marketed by the Johnson & GlaxoSmithKlinePfizer brobdingnago, which, unlike its forerunner Viagara, not only improved both libido and the durations of erections, but also caused those who took it to ejaculate copiously.1

   “If possible,” Colin said to the receptionist, “make it Monday morning. Better to get it done with before I change my mind.”

   “Y-y-yes,” Don answered, his blue eyes averted. “Monday morning.”

   As Colin was leaving the clinic, he could hear the doctor say to Don, “Get your cute little ass in here! Who’s yo’ Mama?”

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1 Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activity. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during sex, seek immediate medical help. In the rare event of ejaculation lasting more than ten minutes, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury. In rare instances, men taking NIAGARRA® reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop NIAGARRA®, and call a doctor right away. NIAGARRA® does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases. The most common side effects of NIAGARRA® are headache, facial flushing, and upset stomach. Less commonly, bluish balls, blurred vision, or sensitivity to light may briefly occur.